{"product_id":"snub-the-standard-chonk","title":"Snub the Standard Chonk","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery Chonk comes with its own personality, lore, and questionable life choices. Some try to mimic animals. Some become lava, mushrooms, snacks, plants, weather, ghosts, machines, monsters, or suspiciously specific vibes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eChonks\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e are not-very-good shapeshifting dragons that try their best to mimic other creatures. No skill, just vibes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW35239292 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW255676084 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW255676084 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW23221258 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eMeet\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eSnub\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e, the first official\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SpellingErrorV2Themed SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003erelease!\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eHe's\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estill practicing his shapeshifting and\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003ehasn't\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003epicked an element yet. Simple, sturdy, and very\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003ewiggle-able\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW200866359 BCX0\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eField Note #C004: Specimen refuses to move unless it was his\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eidea first\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW200866359 BCX0\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eChonk Index Entry #C004\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW200866359 BCX0\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eSpecimen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e: Snub (Horned Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"LineBreakBlob BlobObject DragDrop SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eClass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e: Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"LineBreakBlob BlobObject DragDrop SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eRarity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e: Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"LineBreakBlob BlobObject DragDrop SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eTags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehorned, classic, simple, chonk, common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"LineBreakBlob BlobObject DragDrop SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eHabitat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e: Desk corners, shelf edges, directly in the way of anything important\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"LineBreakBlob BlobObject DragDrop SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eTemperament\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e: Stubborn; once comfy, remains there until you cancel all plans for the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"LineBreakBlob BlobObject DragDrop SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eQuirk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e: Emits a tiny offended snort whenever repositioned by non-Chonk entities\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"LineBreakBlob BlobObject DragDrop SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eMove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eIron Grip\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– becomes temporarily immovable, gaining +100% resistance to tidying and gentle persuasion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"LineBreakBlob BlobObject DragDrop SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003eCare Note\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e: Offer snacks before attempting relocation. Avoid commenting on horn size;\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun ContextualSpellingAndGrammarErrorV2Themed SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003especimen is\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW200866359 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estrangely sensitive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP Selected SCXW200866359 BCX0\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade using PLA+ filament\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for display and gentle play\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChonks are approximately 1.5–2 inches long and under 1 inch tall, making them perfect miniature desk companions and collectible display pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAuthorized GoodChonk seller\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping and taxes calculated at checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the nature of 3D printing, minor layer lines and small variations may occur and are part of the handmade process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot intended for Children under 3 without supervision. Small parts present a choking hazard.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Forges and Fables","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48575963627775,"sku":"FNF-C004-SNUB","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0819\/0925\/2351\/files\/IMG_0105.jpg?v=1779471976","url":"https:\/\/www.forgesandfables.com\/products\/snub-the-standard-chonk","provider":"Forges and Fables","version":"1.0","type":"link"}